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Splendid.
Karl.

The other night, my wife was using this new face recognition software on her Mac. Like, it scans people’s faces in a picture, and then finds all the other pictures of that person on the hard drive. She was scanning my face, and the computer thought I was Winona Ryder. And…this is bad, I know…but, I’m a little bit flattered by that.

And sorry. This is probably the furthest I have ever strayed on this blog from ‘guitar’ or ‘worship’. But I figured I’d post this so that if I ever say something you hate (like, ‘the M13 sucks!’ or ‘Lincoln Brewster sounds like 1990’s church music with less taste’…hmm…this is kind of cool…like free license right now–because I’m not actually saying these things…just, if I were to say them ;) ), just remember this post and who you’re dealing with. And not in a tough guy way. Like, ‘just remember who you’re dealing with, yo!’ (Wow.) But I probably didn’t need to explain that. The Winona Ryder thing probably takes care of all subsequent toughness I might ever try to project.

Splendid.
Karl.

P.S. Axe-Fx sucks! Axe-Fx sucks! Wait…don’t get mad. Remember Winona.

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